The Apple Tablet is for Porn

We've been keeping a lofty distance from the unseemly cr*pfest that is the speculation about the Apple Tablet, or iSlate or whatever. We do do market intelligence for products that have yet to be invented, in markets that don't exist - but only for real clients who pay money that does exist

Anyway, when I saw this from Crunchgear called "The Killer App fo Apple's Tablet is gaming" I decided to withhold on this no longer, and join the sordid multitude mud-wrestling in the Breughelian ooze of the Apple fanboi blogosphere.

And if one is going to be sordid, one might as well be more sordid-than-thou.

Now, as you know:

(i) The internet is for Porn, (see the Avenue Q YouTube song above) and the Apple Tablet is the perfect size and design for - ahem - "appreciating" dirty pictures.

(ii) Porn as an early adopter market has often driven adoption of one end-user device over another, and this is a crowded field with tablets, high end e-Books, new smartphones et al. Whoever gets an early rise from porn (as it were) gets better production economics, and may well take the market

And its easy to use - just wipe the iSlate clean, as it were.

This is a public service announcement. It is to be taken as an antidote to Tablet Hype with a tongue in cheek (wanna see the pictures....) and a pinch of salt.